"JAKE DID YA HEAR DID YA HEAR??!!" An incredibly excited Tye yelled as he slammed his hands on circular table that sat outside the Starbucks they were at.
"Hear what?" An equally bored Jake asked as he sipped on his far overpriced cup of coffee.
"Spiders, SPIDERS MAN!! ALL OVER!!!"
"Shicka shicka shicka" Went the can of raid that Jake was now shaking in his hand.
"BIGGER!! HUUUUUGE MONSTER SPIDERS!" Tye yelled.
"And where'd you hear this at?" Asked his friend Rick.
"From Kentaro! He said that his brother's best friends's cousins' boyfriends' uncle saw one of em!"
"Where at?" Asked Rick as he crossed his arms and leaned forward, now suddenly interested.
They stood outside an empty half constructed building.
"IN THERE!" Yelled Tye, pointing up at the fourth floor of the building as Jake kicked a rock nearby. "Why am I here?" He grumbled as he sipped his coffee.
"Cause you're gonna go in there!" Said Rick.
"BULLSHIT! I'm not trespassing just cause Tye heard a rumor. I'm in trouble enough as is!"
"BUT YOUR MISTER KUNGFU GUUUUY!" pleaded Tye, now on his knees with his hands clenched together.
"No I'm not!"
"But your dad's a Pure jap isn't he?"
Jake suddenly chugged the last of his coffee before throwing the cup at Tye's face. "YOU RACIST BASTARD!! HE'S A DAMN ACCOUNTANT NOT A SAMURAI!!"
it was Rick's turn to plead now. "But you're grandad's got a doojooooo!"
"PISS OFF!" Jake yelled as he left the two there on their knees.
When Jake was out of sight Tye and Rick got back up to their feet. "I'll give ya a twenty if you go in." Tye said nudging Rick in the ribs.
"Hell no i'm not retarded, Wouldn't go in there if you gave me a hundred!"