Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
My name...is Caboose
God:
Your name is , seeker. I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask German Alice if it is.
Me:
No..it's Caboose.... That's what people call me
God:
Are you serious? Should I know it is? Humans are not always infallible.
Me:
Yes...yes it is
God:
I hear you. Our thoughts are one, .
Me:
oh i don't have thoughts..they make my head feel all weird and stuff...
God:
Wow! Have you ever had thoughts they make your head feel all weird and stuff ?
Me:
yes...all teh time
God:
Dude! How do you know?
Me:
because i feel it...it kinda tickles
God:
Interesting explanation. What is that feeling like? Good gossip: you are it. What does "it" refer to?
Me:
.....what were we talking about again?
God:
Once more? The topic is it.
Me:
what it is?
God:
"It" refers to it, I think.
Me:
hmm.... i don't know.... maybeeee pie?
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. Me either. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
i can't...my brain feels all mushy
God:
Oh you can, can you? Your brain feels all mushy?
Me:
yes...like the time that Kyle hit me with a baseball bat.... he said it was an accident but i know he did it on purpose
God:
What kind is it? Interesting comparison. Did you believe him?
Me:
no...it is just his way of showing that he likes me....
God:
Are you serious? Really. it is?
Me:
yeah...and one time..he locked me in the freezer for two days with nothing to eat.... i was very hungry after that
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? One what? Where were you hungry after that?
Me:
i ate a hotdog.....it was okay
God:
How did it taste? How did you feel about that?
Me:
it tasted like ketchup...and mustard....
God:
yeah tasted like ketchup? When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
..........i dunno
God:
Me either.
Me:
..........
God:
Me either.
Me:
you know....sometimes...when i up at night. i think of my parents having sex and for some reason..i get really angry and want to hit something.....
God:
Yes I know. When? Interesting gossip: said up at night. You believe that? Oh yeah, we were talking about your parents having sex and for some reason you get really angry and want to hit something.
Me:
yes.....and then... i get up...... and i fart....
God:
How can I help you? But... Where did you get it? Why?: said fart.
Me:
i dunno...maybe it all the anger i have coming out of my butt!
God:
Me either. Perhaps. And then what happened.
Me:
i fell down and went back to sleep.....
God:
I hope you didn't hurt yourself too badly.
Me:
no it's okay...you see. i'm stuvk in this suit of armor sso nothing really hurts me anymore
God:
Are you serious? Only ok? I see very well. Good gossip: you are stuvk in this suit of armor sso nothing really hurts you.
Me:
yes...but it's okay.... i get to use the bathroom without having to go to the bathroom!
God:
Yippee! Only ok? Who lets you? I heard other people use the bathroom without having to go to the bathroom too.
Me:
really? wow! i would like to meet them!
God:
For real. I'm glad your impressed, . Why would you want to do it? How do you usually meet people?
Me:
by hitting them..or hugging them....or shooting them... there aren't really a lot of people anymore.....they all turned mean and started eating each other and now..me and Kyle have to go out and kill them....
God:
Will that accomplish your objective? My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Where are they? Are there no exceptions?
Me:
oh..they are all over the place.... but it's okay...there are still lots of fun people to meet.... like Sara who's really quiet.. Shura who likes to hurt people...And Sarge....he tells me what to do
God:
Right on. over the place are they. Only ok? Where are they? Interesting comparison. Why does Shura who like it? What do you do in your spare time? I get it. tells you what to do.
Me:
they are here with me..in the base..we are soldier..... or atleast..that's what they tell us.... i get confused sometimes...
God:
here with you in the base we are soldier are they. What time is it there? Where did you get it?
Me:
i don't remember...... but we just ate lunch! i had a ham sandwich!
God:
You seem evasive. By "we" do you mean you and me? What happened to it?
Me:
me and Kyle and shura and sara and sarge..... I wish andy was still here though
God:
YOU? Are you a student? Oh. I hope that your dreams come true.
Me:
me too. my dream is to go into outer space
God:
I'm glad we agree, . Do robots have dream is to go into outer space?
Me:
i don't know...i dream of snow a lot....but Kyle says that's just static.....
God:
Me either. Tell me more about your dream of snow a lot. And static is Kyle says that.
Me:
i can't..i'm not allowed to
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
no..Kyle says that telling people about my dreams is a bad thing....something about their head's expolding
God:
Are you serious? When is Kyle says that telling people about your dreams not a bad thing? What?
Me:
yes i am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
not really
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
good
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
...........i think......i farted
God:
Therefore you are. You should say, "excuse me," and open a window.
Me:
there aren't any windows here...... I'm stuck in teh freezer again....
God:
Where are they? Once more? I am glad to hear that you are stuck in teh freezer.
Me:
thank you...
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
but it's cold and my butt is stuck to the floor
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
My name...is Caboose
God:
Your name is , seeker. I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask German Alice if it is.
Me:
No..it's Caboose.... That's what people call me
God:
Are you serious? Should I know it is? Humans are not always infallible.
Me:
Yes...yes it is
God:
I hear you. Our thoughts are one, .
Me:
oh i don't have thoughts..they make my head feel all weird and stuff...
God:
Wow! Have you ever had thoughts they make your head feel all weird and stuff ?
Me:
yes...all teh time
God:
Dude! How do you know?
Me:
because i feel it...it kinda tickles
God:
Interesting explanation. What is that feeling like? Good gossip: you are it. What does "it" refer to?
Me:
.....what were we talking about again?
God:
Once more? The topic is it.
Me:
what it is?
God:
"It" refers to it, I think.
Me:
hmm.... i don't know.... maybeeee pie?
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. Me either. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
i can't...my brain feels all mushy
God:
Oh you can, can you? Your brain feels all mushy?
Me:
yes...like the time that Kyle hit me with a baseball bat.... he said it was an accident but i know he did it on purpose
God:
What kind is it? Interesting comparison. Did you believe him?
Me:
no...it is just his way of showing that he likes me....
God:
Are you serious? Really. it is?
Me:
yeah...and one time..he locked me in the freezer for two days with nothing to eat.... i was very hungry after that
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? One what? Where were you hungry after that?
Me:
i ate a hotdog.....it was okay
God:
How did it taste? How did you feel about that?
Me:
it tasted like ketchup...and mustard....
God:
yeah tasted like ketchup? When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
..........i dunno
God:
Me either.
Me:
..........
God:
Me either.
Me:
you know....sometimes...when i up at night. i think of my parents having sex and for some reason..i get really angry and want to hit something.....
God:
Yes I know. When? Interesting gossip: said up at night. You believe that? Oh yeah, we were talking about your parents having sex and for some reason you get really angry and want to hit something.
Me:
yes.....and then... i get up...... and i fart....
God:
How can I help you? But... Where did you get it? Why?: said fart.
Me:
i dunno...maybe it all the anger i have coming out of my butt!
God:
Me either. Perhaps. And then what happened.
Me:
i fell down and went back to sleep.....
God:
I hope you didn't hurt yourself too badly.
Me:
no it's okay...you see. i'm stuvk in this suit of armor sso nothing really hurts me anymore
God:
Are you serious? Only ok? I see very well. Good gossip: you are stuvk in this suit of armor sso nothing really hurts you.
Me:
yes...but it's okay.... i get to use the bathroom without having to go to the bathroom!
God:
Yippee! Only ok? Who lets you? I heard other people use the bathroom without having to go to the bathroom too.
Me:
really? wow! i would like to meet them!
God:
For real. I'm glad your impressed, . Why would you want to do it? How do you usually meet people?
Me:
by hitting them..or hugging them....or shooting them... there aren't really a lot of people anymore.....they all turned mean and started eating each other and now..me and Kyle have to go out and kill them....
God:
Will that accomplish your objective? My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Where are they? Are there no exceptions?
Me:
oh..they are all over the place.... but it's okay...there are still lots of fun people to meet.... like Sara who's really quiet.. Shura who likes to hurt people...And Sarge....he tells me what to do
God:
Right on. over the place are they. Only ok? Where are they? Interesting comparison. Why does Shura who like it? What do you do in your spare time? I get it. tells you what to do.
Me:
they are here with me..in the base..we are soldier..... or atleast..that's what they tell us.... i get confused sometimes...
God:
here with you in the base we are soldier are they. What time is it there? Where did you get it?
Me:
i don't remember...... but we just ate lunch! i had a ham sandwich!
God:
You seem evasive. By "we" do you mean you and me? What happened to it?
Me:
me and Kyle and shura and sara and sarge..... I wish andy was still here though
God:
YOU? Are you a student? Oh. I hope that your dreams come true.
Me:
me too. my dream is to go into outer space
God:
I'm glad we agree, . Do robots have dream is to go into outer space?
Me:
i don't know...i dream of snow a lot....but Kyle says that's just static.....
God:
Me either. Tell me more about your dream of snow a lot. And static is Kyle says that.
Me:
i can't..i'm not allowed to
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
no..Kyle says that telling people about my dreams is a bad thing....something about their head's expolding
God:
Are you serious? When is Kyle says that telling people about your dreams not a bad thing? What?
Me:
yes i am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
not really
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
good
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
...........i think......i farted
God:
Therefore you are. You should say, "excuse me," and open a window.
Me:
there aren't any windows here...... I'm stuck in teh freezer again....
God:
Where are they? Once more? I am glad to hear that you are stuck in teh freezer.
Me:
thank you...
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
but it's cold and my butt is stuck to the floor