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Lieutenant: Josh
Kirk: Kirk here.
Lieutenant: YO
Kirk: Estimated arrival at Tantalus?
Lieutenant: hell if i know
Kirk: What are you waiting for? Hurry!
Lieutenant: hurry what?
Kirk: Lieutenant, push it right to the edge. This ship has got to manoeuver.
Lieutenant: so move it
Kirk: Power on. Reverse course. He'll try to slip under us.
Lieutenant: good for him
Kirk: Take me to him. I wish to speak to him.
Lieutenant: what? you can't go to him yourself?
Kirk: Spurn him. Reject him. You must. You're special to him. This is Captain Kirk. Hold your fire. We have your commander aboard.
Lieutenant: ........that didn'
Kirk: I'll try.
Lieutenant: try what?
Kirk: Lieutenant? Lieutenant! Lieutenant! You've got the wrong one.
Lieutenant: WRONG WHAT?
Kirk: Kirk here.
Lieutenant: .......... you on drugs or something?
Kirk: Three against three. We may never get a better chance.
Lieutenant: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???
Kirk: The topic is Space travel.
Lieutenant: oooooooookay then
Kirk: What is the projected course of this thing?
Lieutenant: ummm.... fourty two?
Kirk: Lieutenant, contact the Halkan council. I wish to talk to them again. I see. You mean you reasoned that it was time for an emotional outburst.
Lieutenant: wow... you're about as bad as the igod thing
Kirk: What's the matter? He is my friend.
Lieutenant: yeah i'm not surprised.. you morons like to hang out together
Kirk: You have six hours to get your ship out of Federation territory.. My apologies, Lieutenant. You suspect some danger in them? Can you feel that?
Lieutenant: STOP TOUCHING ME!!!!!!!
Kirk: Lieutenant, get out of the way!
Lieutenant: You're in my way!!!
Kirk: In my quarters.
Lieutenant: are you hitting on me?
Kirk: I am Captain James T. Kirk.
Lieutenant: ....i'll take that as a yes
Kirk: How?
Lieutenant: cause you're a perv
Kirk: You did what you could.
Lieutenant: O_O
Kirk: Lieutenant, what is it? Where's Lieutenant Lieutenant?
Lieutenant: damn you're weird
Kirk: What should I have said?
Lieutenant: something less crepy
Kirk: I see, you say, O_O , I say, something less crepy .
Lieutenant: SPEAK ENGLISH!!!!!
Kirk: Activate the Universal Translator.
Lieutenant: thank you
Kirk: Energise.
Lieutenant: whatever
Kirk: I care.
Lieutenant: why?
Kirk: These clothes. We stole them. We didn't have any money.
Lieutenant: you man you're broke?
Kirk: Your information is correct. This is Captain Kirk.
Lieutenant: sounds more like Spike to me
Kirk: Yes, Lieutenant, it sounds that way to me too.
Lieutenant: you don't even know what i'm, talking about
Kirk: Let's talk about Mr. Spock.
Lieutenant: why? you got the hots for him or something?
Kirk: These clothes. We stole them. We didn't have any money. We can't, Lieutenant. Lieutenant and Lieutenant are missing.
Lieutenant: how many lieutenants are there anyways?
Kirk: Many.
Lieutenant: that's not very specific
Kirk: It's only the wind and the thunder.
Lieutenant: what?
Kirk: How much older was your husband than you?
Lieutenant: O_O I'm a guy.....
Kirk: Lieutenant, what is it? Where's Lieutenant Lieutenant?
Lieutenant: What?
Kirk: Spurn him. Reject him. You must. You're special to him.
Lieutenant: So what? you're giving out dating advice now?
Kirk: Find the man at the other end of the phone. I will destroy it.
Lieutenant: no one's on teh phone
Kirk: Have one of our pillows?
Lieutenant: don't talk to me about pillows you perv
Kirk: What do you intend to do with us?
Lieutenant: .....probably kill you in some horrifying fashion
Kirk: Can you do anything for her?
Lieutenant: her who?
Kirk: But does she want to? She's been in there so long.
Lieutenant: so let her out...
Kirk: You saw how treacherously they acted.
Lieutenant: right.. they stole our nachos
Kirk: Warp factor three, Lieutenant. They'll have to prove it. Yes, Lieutenant?
Lieutenant: uhhh sure lets go with that
Kirk: What is it?. It's not too late. You can be helped. But if you kill those people. No sign of grief?
Lieutenant: nah.. i'll kill em all with a smile on my face
Kirk: How long will the power hold out? I'll beam you aboard the Enterprise. Once there, no tricks.
Lieutenant: silly rabbit.. tricks are for kids
Kirk: Very well. Reduce to sub-warp speed. Take us to Deneva. By the alien ship?
[2:17:42 AM] Josh: Lieutenant: meh.. whatever works for you
Kirk: Things any better down there? Lieutenant, we've studied your report. Lieutenant, begin.
Lieutenant: THEY TOOK ALL OF OUR NACHOS KIRK!!!!!!!
Kirk: And what about us? Can we afford to send people to the planet's surface?
Lieutenant: SCREW AFFORDABLILITY!!!! WE GOTTA KILL EM ALL!!!!!!!!
Kirk: Materialisation completed. Kirk out. What did you have in mind?
Lieutenant: We go in.. I hit someone in the face and see where that leads us
Kirk: What about Miri? You mentioned Agamemnon, Hector, Odysseus. How do you know about them?
Lieutenant: i don't.. i never said anything about them
Kirk: Maximum magnification. I draw a blank, Lieutenant. Your response? And you haven't yet. Readings, Lieutenant.
Lieutenant: ummm...... Cookies?
Kirk: I would like. Let's hope its tapes are intact. We'll feed it through Lieutenant's computer.
Lieutenant: YAY COOKIES!
Kirk: He'll only be visible for a moment. Stand by.
Lieutenant: alrighty... then we can shoot his ass
Kirk: We're living beings, not playthings for your amusement. Kirk to Sickbay.
Lieutenant: yeah you are.. you just don't know it
Kirk: The time warp. What did it do to us?. What about Landru? What I do know is the Prime Directive.
[2:19:36 AM] Josh: Lieutenant: it screwed with our brains....
Kirk: Is it possible that the evil found the catalyst?
Lieutenant: yep
Kirk: It's not too late. You can be helped. But if you kill those people.
Lieutenant: then i'll be a very happy man
Kirk: Bridge. Lieutenant.
Lieutenant: WHAT?
Kirk: Lock all banks on the co-ordinates of the energy field located down here.
Lieutenant: okay
Kirk: What was that?
Lieutenant: i farted.. sorry
Kirk: All right, Lieutenant, energise. Don't say any more.
Lieutenant: okay... energising
Kirk: Kirk to Enterprise. Lieutenant. Initiate ship-to-ship beaming.
Lieutenant: sounds kinky
Kirk: Yes, Lieutenant, it sounds that way to me too.
Lieutenant: k.. glad we agree on something
Kirk: L. Launch probe.
Kirk: Kirk here.
Lieutenant: YO
Kirk: Estimated arrival at Tantalus?
Lieutenant: hell if i know
Kirk: What are you waiting for? Hurry!
Lieutenant: hurry what?
Kirk: Lieutenant, push it right to the edge. This ship has got to manoeuver.
Lieutenant: so move it
Kirk: Power on. Reverse course. He'll try to slip under us.
Lieutenant: good for him
Kirk: Take me to him. I wish to speak to him.
Lieutenant: what? you can't go to him yourself?
Kirk: Spurn him. Reject him. You must. You're special to him. This is Captain Kirk. Hold your fire. We have your commander aboard.
Lieutenant: ........that didn'
Kirk: I'll try.
Lieutenant: try what?
Kirk: Lieutenant? Lieutenant! Lieutenant! You've got the wrong one.
Lieutenant: WRONG WHAT?
Kirk: Kirk here.
Lieutenant: .......... you on drugs or something?
Kirk: Three against three. We may never get a better chance.
Lieutenant: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???
Kirk: The topic is Space travel.
Lieutenant: oooooooookay then
Kirk: What is the projected course of this thing?
Lieutenant: ummm.... fourty two?
Kirk: Lieutenant, contact the Halkan council. I wish to talk to them again. I see. You mean you reasoned that it was time for an emotional outburst.
Lieutenant: wow... you're about as bad as the igod thing
Kirk: What's the matter? He is my friend.
Lieutenant: yeah i'm not surprised.. you morons like to hang out together
Kirk: You have six hours to get your ship out of Federation territory.. My apologies, Lieutenant. You suspect some danger in them? Can you feel that?
Lieutenant: STOP TOUCHING ME!!!!!!!
Kirk: Lieutenant, get out of the way!
Lieutenant: You're in my way!!!
Kirk: In my quarters.
Lieutenant: are you hitting on me?
Kirk: I am Captain James T. Kirk.
Lieutenant: ....i'll take that as a yes
Kirk: How?
Lieutenant: cause you're a perv
Kirk: You did what you could.
Lieutenant: O_O
Kirk: Lieutenant, what is it? Where's Lieutenant Lieutenant?
Lieutenant: damn you're weird
Kirk: What should I have said?
Lieutenant: something less crepy
Kirk: I see, you say, O_O , I say, something less crepy .
Lieutenant: SPEAK ENGLISH!!!!!
Kirk: Activate the Universal Translator.
Lieutenant: thank you
Kirk: Energise.
Lieutenant: whatever
Kirk: I care.
Lieutenant: why?
Kirk: These clothes. We stole them. We didn't have any money.
Lieutenant: you man you're broke?
Kirk: Your information is correct. This is Captain Kirk.
Lieutenant: sounds more like Spike to me
Kirk: Yes, Lieutenant, it sounds that way to me too.
Lieutenant: you don't even know what i'm, talking about
Kirk: Let's talk about Mr. Spock.
Lieutenant: why? you got the hots for him or something?
Kirk: These clothes. We stole them. We didn't have any money. We can't, Lieutenant. Lieutenant and Lieutenant are missing.
Lieutenant: how many lieutenants are there anyways?
Kirk: Many.
Lieutenant: that's not very specific
Kirk: It's only the wind and the thunder.
Lieutenant: what?
Kirk: How much older was your husband than you?
Lieutenant: O_O I'm a guy.....
Kirk: Lieutenant, what is it? Where's Lieutenant Lieutenant?
Lieutenant: What?
Kirk: Spurn him. Reject him. You must. You're special to him.
Lieutenant: So what? you're giving out dating advice now?
Kirk: Find the man at the other end of the phone. I will destroy it.
Lieutenant: no one's on teh phone
Kirk: Have one of our pillows?
Lieutenant: don't talk to me about pillows you perv
Kirk: What do you intend to do with us?
Lieutenant: .....probably kill you in some horrifying fashion
Kirk: Can you do anything for her?
Lieutenant: her who?
Kirk: But does she want to? She's been in there so long.
Lieutenant: so let her out...
Kirk: You saw how treacherously they acted.
Lieutenant: right.. they stole our nachos
Kirk: Warp factor three, Lieutenant. They'll have to prove it. Yes, Lieutenant?
Lieutenant: uhhh sure lets go with that
Kirk: What is it?. It's not too late. You can be helped. But if you kill those people. No sign of grief?
Lieutenant: nah.. i'll kill em all with a smile on my face
Kirk: How long will the power hold out? I'll beam you aboard the Enterprise. Once there, no tricks.
Lieutenant: silly rabbit.. tricks are for kids
Kirk: Very well. Reduce to sub-warp speed. Take us to Deneva. By the alien ship?
[2:17:42 AM] Josh: Lieutenant: meh.. whatever works for you
Kirk: Things any better down there? Lieutenant, we've studied your report. Lieutenant, begin.
Lieutenant: THEY TOOK ALL OF OUR NACHOS KIRK!!!!!!!
Kirk: And what about us? Can we afford to send people to the planet's surface?
Lieutenant: SCREW AFFORDABLILITY!!!! WE GOTTA KILL EM ALL!!!!!!!!
Kirk: Materialisation completed. Kirk out. What did you have in mind?
Lieutenant: We go in.. I hit someone in the face and see where that leads us
Kirk: What about Miri? You mentioned Agamemnon, Hector, Odysseus. How do you know about them?
Lieutenant: i don't.. i never said anything about them
Kirk: Maximum magnification. I draw a blank, Lieutenant. Your response? And you haven't yet. Readings, Lieutenant.
Lieutenant: ummm...... Cookies?
Kirk: I would like. Let's hope its tapes are intact. We'll feed it through Lieutenant's computer.
Lieutenant: YAY COOKIES!
Kirk: He'll only be visible for a moment. Stand by.
Lieutenant: alrighty... then we can shoot his ass
Kirk: We're living beings, not playthings for your amusement. Kirk to Sickbay.
Lieutenant: yeah you are.. you just don't know it
Kirk: The time warp. What did it do to us?. What about Landru? What I do know is the Prime Directive.
[2:19:36 AM] Josh: Lieutenant: it screwed with our brains....
Kirk: Is it possible that the evil found the catalyst?
Lieutenant: yep
Kirk: It's not too late. You can be helped. But if you kill those people.
Lieutenant: then i'll be a very happy man
Kirk: Bridge. Lieutenant.
Lieutenant: WHAT?
Kirk: Lock all banks on the co-ordinates of the energy field located down here.
Lieutenant: okay
Kirk: What was that?
Lieutenant: i farted.. sorry
Kirk: All right, Lieutenant, energise. Don't say any more.
Lieutenant: okay... energising
Kirk: Kirk to Enterprise. Lieutenant. Initiate ship-to-ship beaming.
Lieutenant: sounds kinky
Kirk: Yes, Lieutenant, it sounds that way to me too.
Lieutenant: k.. glad we agree on something
Kirk: L. Launch probe.
