"Alrighty forget what you’ve read in books and seen in the movies kids. This is the real deal. First of all. You’re a lot stronger and a lot faster than humans. But that doesn’t mean shit if you’re a dumbass. Generally speaking most vampire are smarter than normal humans considering they’ve had more time to learn things. But there are cases when humans outsmart us. And don’t let the stories fool you. You can go out during the day. Indirect sunlight won’t bother you much but you won’t be at one hundred percent. And if your out in direct sunlight for too long.. Well you’ll be feeling like seven different kinds of shit. Now let me debunk a few other myths. Garlic? Had some for lunch. A cross? Pfft. Shove it up their ass. We got all kinds of religious Kindred running around here. Running water? Meh I bathe.. Occasionally. A stake? Well only if it catches you in the heart. Then it just paralyzes ya. Now a shotgun blast to the head? Oh that’s trouble. Fire? REAL trouble. Some sword wielding psych comes and starts chopping you to pieces? Well as long as you don’t loose too much blood and your brain’s still working you should be alright. Though regrowing limbs ain’t a fun experience. It takes a few days depending on how much blood your drinking. You can recover from just about anything if you drink enough blood afterwards. So have fun. And remember kiddies. Don’t get caught. And don’t get yourself dusted. So no pressure."
During all of this a young Pureblood named Jack was trying his hardest not to fall asleep. Which was something considering vampires didn't have to sleep. But as bored as he was it wouldn't surprise him if he doozed off a little. "Shit... Why the hell did they send me to represent the Clan this time? Willow knows that i can't stand these things." He let out a sigh. "Oh well. Guess they're just having a few last laughs before they send me off to the mid-west."
Once the meeting was over Jack stood up and streched. "Bout damn time. I need a beer after that."
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